Psst psst! Wanna get a nice discount just because I’m hauling my junk up the East Coast? Of course you do! Here’s all you need to know: enter the code “BMORE” at checkout to get a cool 20% off your order.

All orders will be fulfilled immediately upon my landing in Baltimore, post-restorative-sleep of course.
I’m not telling when this special will be over, so if you want it, here it is – come and get it. [cue Badfinger] Help me put gas in the Jeeple! My stuff is heavy, y’all.